7 For All Mankind Blue Jeans: “A” Pocket More like D

I’m not trying to stir up trouble here but seriously. What is all the hype with 7 For All Mankind blue jeans? I am having major issues with this brand of jeans being booty pleasing, for my standards at least.

JTake a look at their latest “A” Pocket Flip Flop In New York Dark Bootcut Jeans. Just look how flat they make her booty look. Even if she has no booty I think these jeans just made her butt look 10 times flatter!

So I thought I would give the jeans the benefit of doubt and I played devils advocate. So it’s very possible the model featured in this photo has a flat butt and she is not making the jeans look flattering at all. I then searched all over the net for celebrities known to have decent booties, just hoping for some breadcrumbs that would lead me to uncover photos that of celebrities that had fabulous backsides with 7 For All Mankind jeans.

Here are the results and I am warning you, if You ever loved these celebrities, please don’t judge them for the bad jean brand choice. (That’s my job anyways!)

I’ll get the worst one over with first!

	Can you guess which celebrity this is? She is well known for having a righteous booty. No, it’s not Beyonce. It’s Jennifer Lopez! If the queen of bootylicious standards looks bad in 7 For All Mankind jeans then the rest of the world is in for a heap of ridicule.
	Jennifer Garner looks ok in her 7 of Mankind jeans. In fact she has probably the most flattering out of all of these photos.
	Vanessa Minnillo only has a slight booty shape in her 7 of Mankind jeans.
	Lauren Conrad is looking flat from the side but hard to tell without a backshot.